Chronic Rule-bender T-Shirts

"Burroughs? Yeah, I know him. He'll stoop to anything and has absolutely no sense of shame... Lucky stiff!"

'Let's not go by the book.'

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Alternative fielding positions

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

"Worst breach of corporate dress code I've ever witnessed."

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'Read that last part back to me.'

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

'Hold it Billy - There are no praying mantises in school.'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

'No Mis Evans. You know only substitute teachers are allowed to carry taser guns!'