Chronic Pessimist T-Shirts

Gift a t-shirt that cheekily reflects their skeptical view of the world—ideal for those who wear their pessimism with pride and a sense of humor.

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'There was a mild outbreak of optimism all over the world today, but it's not expected to last.'

'There was a mild outbreak of optimism all over the world today, but it's not expected to last.' mockup

'There was a mild outbreak of optimism all over the world today, but it's not expected to last.'

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Glass Half Empty and Glass Half Full. mockup

Glass Half Empty and Glass Half Full.

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Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit mockup

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

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Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...' mockup

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

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'My pessimism keeps me optimistic.' mockup

'My pessimism keeps me optimistic.'

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"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do." mockup

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

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'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'

'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...' mockup

'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'

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"It's chirp, chirp, chirp time again, isn't it?"

"It's chirp, chirp, chirp time again, isn't it?" mockup

"It's chirp, chirp, chirp time again, isn't it?"

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"If, indeed, there is a reason for all this, than that's so much worse."

"If, indeed, there is a reason for all this, than that's so much worse." mockup

"If, indeed, there is a reason for all this, than that's so much worse."

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Car insurance, breakdown cover, mobile insurance, home insurance, camera insurance... - 'Life insurance, health insurance, professional indemnity, and tax insurance.' - 'Let the bad times roll... heh, heh!'

Car insurance, breakdown cover, mobile insurance, home insurance, camera insurance... - 'Life insurance, health insurance, professional indemnity, and tax insurance.' - 'Let the bad times roll... heh, heh!'

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"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress." mockup

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

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The End is Near art gallery opening. mockup

The End is Near art gallery opening.

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"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day." mockup

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

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'Barnhill from Marketing will present our economic projections.'

'Barnhill from Marketing will present our economic projections.' mockup

'Barnhill from Marketing will present our economic projections.'

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"Die alone"

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Glasses half full, half empty, half assed.

Glasses half full, half empty, half assed. mockup

Glasses half full, half empty, half assed.

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Lent is a real drag this year. - 'Why? What did you give up?' - 'Hope.' - 'I gave up chocolate. Guess what?1' - 'What?' - 'I've made my ideal weight! Yay!'

Lent is a real drag this year. - 'Why? What did you give up?' - 'Hope.' - 'I gave up chocolate. Guess what?1' - 'What?' - 'I've made my ideal weight! Yay!' mockup

Lent is a real drag this year. - 'Why? What did you give up?' - 'Hope.' - 'I gave up chocolate. Guess what?1' - 'What?' - 'I've made my ideal weight! Yay!'

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