Chronic Dawdler T-Shirts

Procrastinator Hall of Fame

Procrastinators Anonymous: Just wait and see.

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

'Ten things you should be worried about.'

My first mistake.

'Sorry Mum, but the silly haircut kind of ruins my body builder image...'

"Let's welcome our new member, Bob!" "You, too!" "'You, too'? Idiot!"

MD to patient: 'So, it's a little fuzzy and you're seeing spots?'

'Plastic Surgery for Beginners'

Girls in bed

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

"Banking, booking flights, shopping - there's no limit to what he can't do on the internet."

Your hands are cold...

Driving school car has sign on the rear; 'How's my learning?'

One of the dangers of being new to online banking.

'Oh no! Here comes our insurance guy! He's 3 minutes early for our appointment.'

'I hate his more-contagious-than-thou attitude!'

'If you don't stop worrying...you're going to die.'

"I don't feel so good, Tia Carmen."

'I would like to be able to refer to this statistical graph, but I have math anxiety.'

The reassurer: the magazine for chronic worriers

"The only thing I've learned from my mistakes is that apparently I'll keep making them."

"The plan was to work out today, but now the toaster is taking so long that I think it'll have to wait until tomorrow."

"Do cows grunt?.... I must have milked a pig then."

'How come time fast-forwards through summer, and slow-mos through school?'

Despite their best efforts Hell's scientists were never able to break the scorn barrier,

Toy boat on a tsunami.

Man funneling the wide spray from his shower

DANGER - hook and worm...!

"The wonders of technology always keep me wondering."

Paranoids' Anonymous

The sign reads - CAUTION, BOTTOMLESS PIT, NOXIOUS. The LESS has now been crossed out.

'Sorry about the vessels; I can't seem to decide if I want to be a wine guy, or a beer guy.'