Chromosome Jester Pillows

"If females are XX and males are XY, then what is YYY?"

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

Ski kicker.

Jerk Gene

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

'If you don't behave we'll unfreeze your stem cells!'

"I'm going to shoot some hoops with members of the Flat Earth Society."

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

If this plutonium should start to roam,box it's ears and sent it home.

Genetic Research and Engineering Department (sign has 6 fingers)

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

'This decaf's lousy.'

"The Real Reason For Global Warming."

Mama Z'Belle...astrologer...your fortune based on the science of astronomy: 'Oh, oh it looks like your chart has shifted red...'

'If you haven't been taking your vitamins. What have you been doing with them?'

'Maybe the Universe isn't expanding -- maybe it's just you.'

"How would I know what 'the meaning of life' is...? I was hoping you were mountain rescue!"

"Wow, I've never met an astronomer before."

"Last dunk and then we need to do work."

The Ekert Saga: '...Oh...did I fahget to mention it happened behfah, physicists call it the big bang..'

Mr. Science Times

'Deploy the Candarm and ready the Canafinger.'

'Hey you earthling! Today is the last day of your life!' - Hello Houston... Something is telling me this is the last day of my life!

"This is programmed with the answers to 500 popular essay questions."

"Mind where you're going next time."

COFFEE, decaf, mild, reg. bold, woah!

"Sir, I've been debriefed, deprogrammed and debugged. May I go home now?"