Christmas Trickster Mugs

Cat Waits For Mouse To Come And Kiss Under The Mistletoe

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

Turkey Autopsy

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Christmas Presents.

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

"Trust me. Don't do it."

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

'I AM a magician! When I wake up granddad from his nap, I turn Gramps into Grumps!'

'Watch out for a very angry witch with a scythe.'

"Do you handle employee salary negotiations as well?"

I can't believe school's starting back up, Ernie! Yeah. What happened to summer?!!! Well, Frank we played baseball, swam in the lake, visited cousins, picnicked in the park, drank lemonade, rode bikes, went to camp, played video games, ate s'mores, learned magic tricks, caught fireflies, hiked long trails, gazed at stars, made ice cream, rode rides at the fair, built sand castles, read scary books, camped in the yard, watched fireworks, ran races, flew kites, grew vegetables, did chores, wate

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

A voodoo doctor.

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

Mime Tug-of-War

Go on! Pick a card.

'There are no search results for Pomeranian on the Foodnetwork.'

Santa Claws...

The Devil's advocaat.

'It's self cleaning, and runs on natural gas.'

Thanksgiving.

Candle Size

Tom Mullica.

Big man on Krampus

'This next song is called Reindeer farts in my face all night.'

"This could be fun! Don't you do magic tricks, Cruz?"

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

How the Easter Bunny lets everyone know where the naughty kids live.

Levitation Man Avoids Angry Husband.