Christmas Sweaters Mugs

"Leo and I know how much you like your Christmas sweater, so we thought we'd make you one ourselves this year."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Things I've learned...

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

'I am SO getting my ass kicked at the dog park.'

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"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

'You've got me all wrong, baby. I don't want to touch your sweater...I want to eat it.'

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

"We have every visible wavelength in stock. What color would you like to filter out?"

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

"It was a crime of fashion."

My tail's cold.

Keeping Warm

Snowman Jumps out of Snowsuit.

"What are you complaining about? You've been looking for an excuse to go off your diet."

High in the Peruvian Andes, the alpaca sweater is born.

'Well this is awkward.'

'Don't be silly, I like my sweaters a little big.'

Reindeer Sweater

With a round little belly like a bowl of jalea, he struggled to squeeze down our old chiminea.

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

"Nothing like that first sweater of the season, 'ay Nance?"

"Yes, as a matter of fact, I do have a cat. Why do you ask?"

You may enter but the Christmas sweater has to go!

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"My issue as a Sphynx-Cat is that I'm always cold..."

Turtleneck Alternatives

"That'll be twenty even—ten for the wine and a ten-dollar tax on the hapless sweater."

Are you a good little girl or boy If not, REPENT today: 'November and December,,,I'm Santa at Macys,'