Christmas Sweaters Mugs

"It was better before God took up knitting."

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Things I've learned...

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

Christmas sweater alternatives

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

"We have every visible wavelength in stock. What color would you like to filter out?"

"It was a crime of fashion."

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

Keeping Warm

High in the Peruvian Andes, the alpaca sweater is born.

Snowman Jumps out of Snowsuit.

"What are you complaining about? You've been looking for an excuse to go off your diet."

'Well this is awkward.'

'Don't be silly, I like my sweaters a little big.'

Reindeer Sweater

With a round little belly like a bowl of jalea, he struggled to squeeze down our old chiminea.

"That'll be twenty even—ten for the wine and a ten-dollar tax on the hapless sweater."

On trend Christmas jumpers

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

"My issue as a Sphynx-Cat is that I'm always cold..."

"Nothing like that first sweater of the season, 'ay Nance?"

"Yes, as a matter of fact, I do have a cat. Why do you ask?"

Turtleneck Alternatives

"It's finally 'sweater on, then off, then on again' season."