Christmas Spirit Buff Mugs

Santa meets the Abonibible Snowman - 'Well... I don't believe in you either!'

Elfie Stick

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Five

Scrooge is visited by the ghost of prehistoric past.

How Optimism Works

Why are you insisting on spending Christmas in hospital, Gran? I prefer the Santa here, darling.

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

A few post-Christmas options for Santa.

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

Peace on Earth

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

Santa's doner kebab - Santa, one of the reindeer has gone missing.

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

Working one day a year doesn't pay the bills

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.'

Elf of the Month

"Well, I'm sorry, but that's what happens when you micromanage!"

Gluten-free Santa

'Looks like big oil bought out Santa.'

Where were you on the night of December 24th between 10pm and 5am

'Scrooge is out, I see.'

Child Testing Santa Claus's Generosity

'Here, Santa. My wish list wouldn't fit on paper, so take this flash drive.'

"Sorry I'm late. We were delayed when Rudolph caught a drone in his antlers."

December Fest