Christmas Multitasker Prints

"It's the best darn Santa we've had in years!"

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"Drunk, yet orderly"

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

Fitness Programme for babies

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

Creative entrepreneur at work

'I suppose you realize that when I tell everyone back at the office about this you wont be able to tele-commute anymore.'

'How soon can I return to work? About fifteen minutes ago.'

Overloaded with extracurricular activities, Griffin's body began to grow an extra brain to cope with it all.

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

Magic coat fixing problems while walking the dog.

'It's an audio book: I'm too busy to read books...'

Mom simultaneously feeds baby his bottle, and husband his.

Homeschooling

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

"These days I do a little sub-editing on the side too!"

'I spent today with out spindoctor, and boy, am I dizzy.'

"Okay, I'll change your diaper, but you better not tell any of my patients."

"...I've only got four pairs of hands you know"

In the great green room there was a pot of coffee and a red-eyed dad, too. Good Morning Moon.

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

The Swiss Arm-y Wife

"Everything I needed to know I learned from my mother - but I usually follow up with a YouTube video for verification purposes."

'Who's gonna tell her she's wearing two different shoes?'

'I'm a communication expert because I can eat crisps, drink beer, read the news and talk to my wife while watching TV!'

Stroller Cellphone

OK, so maybe we've all overscheduled our kids a little.

'So you could say 'I'm wearing two hats'.'

'He's trying to put three kids through college.'

'I don't have time to read a book a month, what about a pamphlet club?'