Christmas Movie Fanatic Pillows

The ghosts of Christmas yet to come.

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

Santa called but you were out!

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

Filming Christmas

Merry Sisyphus - Christmas pudding being pushed up a mountain.

'Don't fill up on milk and cookies.'

"Personally, I'd love to have the next Intergalactic Santa Convention held on my planet, but the earthlings might panic."

"Room for bigger presents."

'The farmer's kids asked me to wake them early tomorrow: It's Christmas day!'

"O.K. 'The Giant Baby from Space,' Take 1."

'One more thing -- My Dad says that if you bring me one more 'Alvin and the Chipmunks' tape, he'll rip off your beard and set fire to it.'

"Guess what the elves told me? The North Pole is made out of candy!"

'Oh mate, I can't wait for the zombie apocalypse!'

"Both the movie and I will be released this summer."

Arnold Schwarzenegger.

"Just answer the question, sir. Is it true that you're not planning to watch 'It's a Wonderful Life' this holiday season?"

Dog in Christmas outfit with cracker.

Here's the idea - A Christmas 'feel good' movie with a slasher twist. The title, 'It's a wonderful knife'.

Christmas card access

‘Claus Bros. Roof Repair'

Dog moves out of the way of Father Christmas.

Christmas tree restraining order.

"I wish my life were as exciting as those movies!"

Christmas-Plex

"I have decided to go on holiday this year and would therefore like to hire one million santas for December 25th."

"I'm the spirit of the present Christmas but don't worry... in your case the appearance of the ghost of the future Christmas is redundant."

Best Actor - Supporting Actor - Resting Actor.

"I'm only gone one night a year and you still watched our show without me?"