Christmas Movie Fanatic Pillows

'When Santa leaves the North Pole this Christmas eve. You can be sure of one thing...'

The ghosts of Christmas yet to come.

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Reese Witherspoon

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

Filming Christmas

Santa called but you were out!

Merry Sisyphus - Christmas pudding being pushed up a mountain.

'Don't fill up on milk and cookies.'

"O.K. 'The Giant Baby from Space,' Take 1."

"Room for bigger presents."

'The farmer's kids asked me to wake them early tomorrow: It's Christmas day!'

"Personally, I'd love to have the next Intergalactic Santa Convention held on my planet, but the earthlings might panic."

'One more thing -- My Dad says that if you bring me one more 'Alvin and the Chipmunks' tape, he'll rip off your beard and set fire to it.'

"Guess what the elves told me? The North Pole is made out of candy!"

'Oh mate, I can't wait for the zombie apocalypse!'

"Both the movie and I will be released this summer."

Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Christmas card access

Rashida Jones

"Just answer the question, sir. Is it true that you're not planning to watch 'It's a Wonderful Life' this holiday season?"

Dog in Christmas outfit with cracker.

Here's the idea - A Christmas 'feel good' movie with a slasher twist. The title, 'It's a wonderful knife'.

‘Claus Bros. Roof Repair'

Dog moves out of the way of Father Christmas.

Christmas tree restraining order.

Christmas-Plex

"I'm the spirit of the present Christmas but don't worry... in your case the appearance of the ghost of the future Christmas is redundant."

"I'm only gone one night a year and you still watched our show without me?"

Best Actor - Supporting Actor - Resting Actor.

"I have decided to go on holiday this year and would therefore like to hire one million santas for December 25th."

I'm tired of 3-D movies. When's Hollywood going to come out with 4-D? 4-D? That's when they combine what's onscreen with physical effects inside the theater. If you see a field of flowers onscreen, you smell flowers in the theater. If it's set in Hawaii, a toucan flies onto your lap. If there's an on-screen kiss, an usher smooches you. You've got my attention.

2001: A Space Odyssey