Christmas Movie Aficionado Pillows

Santa Claus's sled runs into satellite dish on a roof thus messing up the picture on a TV in the living room.

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

That one has all the batteries!

The ghosts of Christmas yet to come.

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

"That's ridiculous. A red nose wouldn't work as a GPS system."

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

"Gesundheit!"

"Heavens above no, I'm not the angel of the Lord. I'm the landlord from the Angel. I wondered if you fancied a pint."

Bling Crosby.

Christmas is fun...but as soon as the holidays are over I'm heading down to Florida for the sun.

'One more thing -- My Dad says that if you bring me one more 'Alvin and the Chipmunks' tape, he'll rip off your beard and set fire to it.'

Elf and Safety: 'Have you got a seat belt on that thing?'

Here's the idea - A Christmas 'feel good' movie with a slasher twist. The title, 'It's a wonderful knife'.

"Just answer the question, sir. Is it true that you're not planning to watch 'It's a Wonderful Life' this holiday season?"

364 days a year jobless. Please help!

"I'm the spirit of the present Christmas but don't worry... in your case the appearance of the ghost of the future Christmas is redundant."

Christmas-Plex

'You know how 'method' Charles is . . .'

Christmas Fatigue.

'His red nose turned out to be malignant...!!!'

"This is the time of the year when you really have to stay on your toes about being good."

"I agree, Maria, it does seem like one big romantic TV Christmas movie. But, unfortunately, this is where I must kill you."

"Night before Christmas or no night before Christmas, I feel like stirring."

Lady walking past a sign that reads: "Happy New Year! Only 358 Shopping Days Before Christmas!"

"He had a list of women... He was sneaking out to their houses at night, giving them gifts..."

Man watches 'It's a Wonderful Life,' alone.

'When Santa leaves the North Pole this Christmas eve. You can be sure of one thing...'

'You know who's been naughty and who's been nice? -- you're not using DNA evidence, are you?'

What really happened to the Virgin Mary.

Outsourced Rudolf.

"You got a Christmas present, Vinnie. That means you're no longer on Santa's 'naughty list'. You know what that means, Vinnie..."

It would prove to be a very costly mistake to allow bank staff to watch 'it's a wonderful life' on their lunch hour.

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