Christmas Morning Excitement Mugs

"It's a note from Santa, thanking us for all the treats we left him under the tree."

Elfie Stick

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

Scrooge is visited by the ghost of prehistoric past.

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

Santa's doner kebab - Santa, one of the reindeer has gone missing.

Elf of the Month

Working one day a year doesn't pay the bills

Gluten-free Santa

December Fest

Reason # 23 that doors don't make perfect seal against winter winds: Mischievous unemployed elves.

'Looks like big oil bought out Santa.'

"Sorry I'm late. We were delayed when Rudolph caught a drone in his antlers."

'... And with a little imagination, the workshop and reindeer stables could easily be converted into additional bedrooms.'

"Where does it say anything about an age limit?"

"Yeah, it's a Christmas tree alright! So, we know exactly where the antelopes will be early morning on Christmas day..."

"When is it my turn?"

'Can you smell carrots?'

Xmas

An Ottawa Christmas

'Thanks for the onesie!'

'The school counselor says I have well-developed motor skills. Will you bring me a car?'

Scientists finally cracked Santa's vocabulary.

Home is where you hang the lights.

"Wow! My calculations show that on Christmas night, Santa Claus will visit 1 house every .83 seconds!"

Baguette Skiing

"This internship is humiliating."

Santa gets caught on a teabreak.

"So you only get these visions of sugar plums dancing in your head on the night before Christmas?"

Thank God for the flashlight app!

"Yes, a glass of milk and cookies for Santa is common, but when you find carrots for the reindeers, you know for sure it's a nice kid's house..."