Holiday Breakfast Lover Mugs

"You're late!"

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Welcome Spring.

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

Non-Power Breakfast

Full English Breakfast.

Panettone

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

"Number 2. Step forward please."

All-Day Breakfast

"So why do you need a ladder to make pancakes?"

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"She's losing a lot of cream cheese. We're going to have to cut her open."

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

"Business is so bad even my hotcakes aren't selling like hotcakes."

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

"Sir, we serve pancakes 297 ways. We don't do plain toast."

Stuffing the turkey.

"Apparently the wee pancake by itself had been breakfast."

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

"Okay so which one stole your cereal?"

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

Choice hellhole

Happy St Pancakes Day

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"