Christmas Morning Excitement Prints

"It's a note from Santa, thanking us for all the treats we left him under the tree."

Elfie Stick

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Scrooge is visited by the ghost of prehistoric past.

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

Santa's doner kebab - Santa, one of the reindeer has gone missing.

Working one day a year doesn't pay the bills

Elf of the Month

Gluten-free Santa

December Fest

Reason # 23 that doors don't make perfect seal against winter winds: Mischievous unemployed elves.

'Looks like big oil bought out Santa.'

Where were you on the night of December 24th between 10pm and 5am

"Sorry I'm late. We were delayed when Rudolph caught a drone in his antlers."

'... And with a little imagination, the workshop and reindeer stables could easily be converted into additional bedrooms.'

"Where does it say anything about an age limit?"

"When is it my turn?"

"Yeah, it's a Christmas tree alright! So, we know exactly where the antelopes will be early morning on Christmas day..."

'Can you smell carrots?'

Xmas

"This'll be our first Christmas together."

An Ottawa Christmas

'Thanks for the onesie!'

Cow eats the hay from the manger of baby Jesus.

'The school counselor says I have well-developed motor skills. Will you bring me a car?'

Home is where you hang the lights.

Scientists finally cracked Santa's vocabulary.

"Wow! My calculations show that on Christmas night, Santa Claus will visit 1 house every .83 seconds!"

Santa gets caught on a teabreak.

Baguette Skiing

"This internship is humiliating."

"So you only get these visions of sugar plums dancing in your head on the night before Christmas?"

Thank God for the flashlight app!