Christmas Magic Maintainer Pillows

'Now the twins will REALLY believe you came down the chimney!'

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

Lazy plumber.

"Mother and baby are doing well...Both are in a stable condition."

'Santa is the delivery man, I'm the CEO. Do you know what a CEO is, Lisa?'

"Hey Ed, take a look at this...more sleigh bells...what is this thing?"

Cindy had asked Santa for a puppy this Christmas...maybe, just maybe he'd been listening...?

The night of the return

Boxing Day

Nutcracker

Christmas Tree Lights

Child's Letter to Santa Claus

Will Work If Plugged In

'Let's face it, every day is Christmas Day for us!'

"For Christmas you got me a roll of wrapping paper? And you wrapped it?"

Honey?! Can you bring up two crowbars to Twig's room? What for? She needs help. Mo-om! You're being extreme. Done! You've got plenty of space to hang your new Christmas clothes. Ok. I'll clean out my closet. Our work is done!

"It's just temporary, Comet, until Rudolph feels better."

"I wonder how Santa got my pony into such a small box?"

I'm trying to keep the Christmas spirit all year.

Christmas.

'All of a sudden all they care about is boys...and make-up.'

..Because if Santa brings you big slabs of venison, he won't be able to get to the other children's homes.

Dear Santa i hope youre well in these Most uncertain times...

Pets in a christmas tree

"They're easier to train than reindeer. On the other hand, they can't fly."

'Are you nuts? -- Santa's secret identity is MY dad!'

'Sports teams play year round, so we decided to do the same for Christmas.'

Santa on Autopilot

"Gracie, I know it means a lot to you...but the Christmas tree has got to go."

'I've been very good this year. All I ask for is a little acknowledgement.'

Santa Jack in the Box

The Snowcow

Christmas Tree with Playing Card Symbols