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"Yes, but a book token is lighter"

"Dammit, Johnson. You've got to start thinking outside of the box."

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

"The Valentine's Day gift that has it all - a card made from edible flowers dipped in chocolate!"

"Do you have a Venus Fly Trap?"

"If you don't want the light to keep shining in your eyes, stop asking me how much longer I'm going to read."

Self Serve Road Repair.

"And just like that, Greg's snoring stopped..."

"So, if you'll just bring me the 3-D printer, I can take it from there."

e-procurement

"Thank you for computerising the company - you are now obsolete, Goodbye."

Baldo suggests getting a frying pan for his tia and she hits him in the head with it.

Now Selling: All-these-houses-llok-alike-but-it's-what-you-do-with-them Acres.

Scientist using his microscope to thread a needle to repair his torn shirt.

"Respect man!"

'Product diversification, I like that.'

' ...so we decided to put in our own flood protection scheme.'

Clean underwear for sale.

Acme quick sand

'No, I won't pay $200 for a silk top hat for your snowman!'

'I don't get it. What does P.l.d.n.L.S. spell?'

"I'll never forget the day Dad bought me x-ray specs for Christmas."

"Yes, it is an interesting coffee table, isn't it? My husband made it from an old telly we never use."

When you mentioned a t-shaped bracket...

Doris' diy bum lifts proved to be a great weight-loss method.

"Hunting and gathering are okay, Dad, but I'd like to get into research and development!"

Please give so I don't have to sell reindeer blood for wine money.