Christmas Elf Prints

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

"If you want more presents, tell Santa he looks thinner in person."

"What's Santa cooking?"

Christmas Chopin

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

'Well, the magic of Christmas is officially over, unless it includes waking up to a septic tank backup.'

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

"Don't even think about it."

North Pole.

"So, Mr. Claus, there IS a Virginia!"

"You know I hate you, right?"

"Kids on the right, elves on the left."

"That 'Spirit of Christmas yet to come' comes around earlier every year..."

Santa with an elf.

"First it was all of that imported stuff and now he's gone with all robotic toy makers!"

Advent calendar of tasks in the run up to Christmas.

"Fa-la-la-la-la,la-labor $95 an hour."

Santa Cruise

"It's 1ime we paid attention to effective branding."

Santa trap

"You're two weeks behind in making toys. What do you mean you now have to test all chess games first?"

'I thought you understood when you took on the job there would be NO Christmas holidays'

'While you're makin' a list and checkin' it twice, how about checkin' ID? Some of these ‘kids' are, like, in their 30s.'

"So that's 45,000 Playstations, 198,000 smartphones and 50 million GP consultations."

"What're you doing for Christmas, Randy?"

"Ultimately, I would like to drive my own sleigh."

"Good Grief! He thinks he is Santa Claus!"

'Great photo, you're lucky! I've always been too big to sit on Santa's knees...'

Santa turns on a light and the Xmas tree catches fire says 'On no!'

Santa is arrested.

'I'm ho, ho, ho-ed out!'