Christmas Elf Recruit Prints

"I had to bring all these things back because they had 'some assembly required' instructions."

Ice Skater

Snowman

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

Santa CGI Effect

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

Just one more choccy...

Merry Kissmas

Marley's Ghost

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

'Sorry...you're not quite right for the position.'

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

"Don't even think about it."

'Can't you stop being charitable, we are on vacation.'

Four Stages of Christmas.

"What's the big idea comin' in late, Cratchit?..."

Bingo Saves Christmas - Part Five

'What goes ho, ho, ho, plop?'

"Sometimes Ted finds it difficult to leave the holiday spirit behind."

Little Boy Missing Christmas

Christmas Chopin

Choirboy

Russian Doll Christmas

"Code blue! Code blue! His heart's grown three times it's size!"

Nutcracker mice

"Peace on earth and goodwill to all genders."

"I'm afraid this year due to the threat of terrorist attacks...customs controls...parking restrictions...I have decided to outsource the Christmas operation to Ebay and Amazon."

Three wise men of the east following the guiding star.

'I don't believe in myself any more.'

'The Russians seem to be retaliating. This one is being pulled by eight tiny yaks.'