Christmas Elf Recruit Prints

"I had to bring all these things back because they had 'some assembly required' instructions."

Ice Skater

Snowman

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

Santa CGI Effect

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

Just one more choccy...

Marley's Ghost

Merry Kissmas

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

'Sorry...you're not quite right for the position.'

"Don't even think about it."

'Can't you stop being charitable, we are on vacation.'

Christmas Chopin

Little Boy Missing Christmas

"Sometimes Ted finds it difficult to leave the holiday spirit behind."

'What goes ho, ho, ho, plop?'

Choirboy

Russian Doll Christmas

"Peace on earth and goodwill to all genders."

Nutcracker mice

'The Russians seem to be retaliating. This one is being pulled by eight tiny yaks.'

Three wise men of the east following the guiding star.

'I don't believe in myself any more.'

'Well it was a pretty good year.'