Christmas Cheer Seekers T-Shirts

'On Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer, and Vixen; On Comet, on Cupid, on Donner and Blitzen...wait, this can't be right.'

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Reindeer

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

"Hurray! I just got born!"

Santa CGI Effect

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

Marley's Ghost

"Santa's not been happy with your behavior in class and says, get it together or your Christmas won't be merry!"

A Sweet Christmas Connection

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

'Red for me, please.'

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

"In normal circumstances a full state pension would be an automatic..."

"You believed you were above everyone else, and deserved to look down on others. This is a clear case of shelf-elf-filling prophecy."

'I'm glad you came to me. Visions of ghosts of Christmas past, present and future are clearly delusions based on underlying psychological conflicts.'

'What goes ho, ho, ho, plop?'

Whenever his boss praised him, he broke into the biggest smile.

"Christmas day or nor, it was under the tree! How could you expect me not to peek?"

"What's the big idea comin' in late, Cratchit?..."

Russian Doll Christmas

"Code blue! Code blue! His heart's grown three times it's size!"

"You've got a fairy light at the back."

Nutcracker mice

'Sorry I Ate the Cookies Last Year.'

'The Russians seem to be retaliating. This one is being pulled by eight tiny yaks.'

'I fixed it so we got the night off!'

Three wise men of the east following the guiding star.

Have A Whale Of A Christmas

Full Serve and Elf Serve.

'computer says no.....el!'

This Christmas Let's Hang Together

Santa Claus

"What did you think we do after the holidays?"

Sir Joseph Bowley's