Christmas Cheer Seekers Gifts

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Reindeer

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

"Hurray! I just got born!"

Santa CGI Effect

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

Marley's Ghost

"Santa's not been happy with your behavior in class and says, get it together or your Christmas won't be merry!"

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

A Sweet Christmas Connection

"In normal circumstances a full state pension would be an automatic..."

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

'Red for me, please.'

'I'm glad you came to me. Visions of ghosts of Christmas past, present and future are clearly delusions based on underlying psychological conflicts.'

'What goes ho, ho, ho, plop?'

"Christmas day or nor, it was under the tree! How could you expect me not to peek?"

Whenever his boss praised him, he broke into the biggest smile.

Russian Doll Christmas

"You've got a fairy light at the back."

Nutcracker mice

'Sorry I Ate the Cookies Last Year.'

'The Russians seem to be retaliating. This one is being pulled by eight tiny yaks.'

Three wise men of the east following the guiding star.

'I fixed it so we got the night off!'

Have A Whale Of A Christmas

Full Serve and Elf Serve.

'computer says no.....el!'

Santa Claus

"Ever had one of those days where you don't feel the least bit jolly?"

This Christmas Let's Hang Together

"Oh my, I've really fallen behind on the paperwork."

Sir Joseph Bowley's