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It was rumoured that Santa did the occasional favour the mafia.

"Well you started it."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

That one has all the batteries!

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

"That's ridiculous. A red nose wouldn't work as a GPS system."

Reindeer

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

"Gesundheit!"

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Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

"In normal circumstances a full state pension would be an automatic..."

'Red for me, please.'

Bling Crosby.

'Two, four, six, eight Who do we appreciate ,,,'

"You believed you were above everyone else, and deserved to look down on others. This is a clear case of shelf-elf-filling prophecy."

"Christmas day or nor, it was under the tree! How could you expect me not to peek?"

Father Christmas deciding whether the Tory Party are naughty or nice.

Christmas is fun...but as soon as the holidays are over I'm heading down to Florida for the sun.

"Do you hear what I hear?"

Elf and Safety: 'Have you got a seat belt on that thing?'

'I fixed it so we got the night off!'

'Sorry I Ate the Cookies Last Year.'

Kringle: The Decca Years

'computer says no.....el!'

364 days a year jobless. Please help!

"Ever had one of those days where you don't feel the least bit jolly?"

"Then I said, let's stay with Santa's sleigh, but nooo ... you wanted to see a Rangers game!"

'You know how 'method' Charles is . . .'

Christmas Fatigue.

"What did you think we do after the holidays?"

'His red nose turned out to be malignant...!!!'

'On Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer, and Vixen; On Comet, on Cupid, on Donner and Blitzen...wait, this can't be right.'

"This is the time of the year when you really have to stay on your toes about being good."