Christmas Cheer Aficionados T-Shirts

Father christmas standing by a chimmel with 'By appt only' written on it

Rudolph with coronavirus phones in sick.

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

"Gesundheit!"

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

"Santa's not been happy with your behavior in class and says, get it together or your Christmas won't be merry!"

"In normal circumstances a full state pension would be an automatic..."

'Red for me, please.'

"Christmas day or nor, it was under the tree! How could you expect me not to peek?"

Father Christmas deciding whether the Tory Party are naughty or nice.

"You've got a fairy light at the back."

Have A Whale Of A Christmas

364 days a year jobless. Please help!

"Oh my, I've really fallen behind on the paperwork."

"Then I said, let's stay with Santa's sleigh, but nooo ... you wanted to see a Rangers game!"

'You know how 'method' Charles is . . .'

This Christmas Let's Hang Together

"After our big family holiday dinners, we always have some leftovers."

Carol singers at Anagram Company singing 'Listen Thing' instead of 'Silent Night'.

"Sorry, but I have to let you all go. I'm getting all of my presents online now."

Good Dog!...Bad dog!...Good dog!....Nice dog!...Very bad dog!....Good dog!....Good dog!...Naughty dog!..."

'I think the eight reindeer just look tiny by COMPARISON.'

'Sorry - I was just for Christmas.'

Ebenezer Scrooge is visited by the Ghost of Christmas 1985.

'Dad, we're already bored with our new toys. How many days until next Christmas?'

'It's CHRISTMAS!'

'You know who's been naughty and who's been nice? -- you're not using DNA evidence, are you?'

Christmas Outfit

Santa Face in Sheep

Santa Therapist

"He had a list of women... He was sneaking out to their houses at night, giving them gifts..."

'Collected Works' of Santa Clause

"This is the time of the year when you really have to stay on your toes about being good."