Christmas Cheer Aficionados Mugs

Father christmas standing by a chimmel with 'By appt only' written on it

Rudolph with coronavirus phones in sick.

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

"Gesundheit!"

"Santa's not been happy with your behavior in class and says, get it together or your Christmas won't be merry!"

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

"In normal circumstances a full state pension would be an automatic..."

'Red for me, please.'

"You believed you were above everyone else, and deserved to look down on others. This is a clear case of shelf-elf-filling prophecy."

Father Christmas deciding whether the Tory Party are naughty or nice.

"Christmas day or nor, it was under the tree! How could you expect me not to peek?"

"You've got a fairy light at the back."

Have A Whale Of A Christmas

364 days a year jobless. Please help!

"After our big family holiday dinners, we always have some leftovers."

"Then I said, let's stay with Santa's sleigh, but nooo ... you wanted to see a Rangers game!"

"J is the reason for the season."

This Christmas Let's Hang Together

"Oh my, I've really fallen behind on the paperwork."

'You know how 'method' Charles is . . .'

'On Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer, and Vixen; On Comet, on Cupid, on Donner and Blitzen...wait, this can't be right.'

Carol singers at Anagram Company singing 'Listen Thing' instead of 'Silent Night'.

"Sorry, but I have to let you all go. I'm getting all of my presents online now."

Good Dog!...Bad dog!...Good dog!....Nice dog!...Very bad dog!....Good dog!....Good dog!...Naughty dog!..."

"He had a list of women... He was sneaking out to their houses at night, giving them gifts..."

"This is the time of the year when you really have to stay on your toes about being good."

'Dad, we're already bored with our new toys. How many days until next Christmas?'

'It's CHRISTMAS!'

Santa Face in Sheep

'I think the eight reindeer just look tiny by COMPARISON.'

"Northern pole all-nighter

'This baby's got 12 reindeer power.'

Look, Mom! He dropped this! He must be just like me, always coming home with just one mitten!

Ebenezer Scrooge is visited by the Ghost of Christmas 1985.

'Collected Works' of Santa Clause