Christmas Chaos Coordinators Prints

Honey?! Can you bring up two crowbars to Twig's room? What for? She needs help. Mo-om! You're being extreme. Done! You've got plenty of space to hang your new Christmas clothes. Ok. I'll clean out my closet. Our work is done!

"For Christmas you got me a roll of wrapping paper? And you wrapped it?"

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

The Baby Walker

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"Quick, start the car!"

"The meeting will come to order."

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Here and There Trays

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

Riding School Chaos

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

Bears going water skiing.

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

'Did you bark, M'Lady?'

"I've told you before one at each end!"

'Great Therapy!'

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

'I'm glad you're able to be with us more, but I'd appreciate it if you'd say you're 'spending time' with us, not 'doing time' with us.'