Chaos Coordinators Prints

Mom and Dad Really Lose It - 1/4 Mile.

"Whoever said 'There's a time and place for everything' never saw this closet."

'I didn't get the Owners Manual. I thought you got the Owners Manual.'

"First job preparing for Thanksgiving dinner - find the dinner table."

Excess Baggage: The younger the traveler, the greater amount of luggage required.

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

'After you finish the dishes, we can start those three work projects, try to meet new husbands, haven even more children, torture ourselves for our inadequacy...and then relax.'

I can't believe what I see phobia. 'This is your new flying traffic reporter. I think I'm dreaming.'

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.' (at restaurant with three kids)

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

Burnt Out Dolls' House

'We really should ask the driver of that car for tips on coping with twins.'

'Why Mr. Root, I had no idea you were not happy with your work here at crisis services!'

'Oh my God, we've been burgle- ... oh wait, I just remembered, we've got children.'

"When they say to use protection, this is what you're protecting against."

"Thank god you're home.The kids have run riot around the house all day."

"You taught Rover to beg?...well that's wonderful dear"

Learning to Ski.

Lifeboat crew member about to take a bath

"Joey's screaming AND throwing stuff! Let's hear it for multi-tasking!"

'Must be a wedding. Or an accident.'

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

"That's our eldest, Hurricane Jenny."

"I noticed that since I've been working at home you've been paying me hazard pay. How did you know?"

Boxes marked 'In', 'Out' and 'How did this end up on my desk?'

Caution Working Family

The perils of working from home

"There's a grouch on my couch."

"Oh, yes, we're all really good!"

"My kids are wild but at least they have good dental hygiene. I taught them to brush after every temper tantrum."

"Take your positions everybody. He's escaped his handlers and is wrecking havoc. This could be a bad one."

"If you truly want to do more around the house. Now would be a good time to start."

Working from home

Working from Home

"I couldn't find the phone charger, but I was able to locate all the mouses the kids lost over the years."