Christmas Chaos Coordinator Prints

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Pets in a christmas tree

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

The Baby Walker

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

"Quick, start the car!"

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"The meeting will come to order."

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Here and There Trays

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

"I've told you before one at each end!"

'Did you bark, M'Lady?'

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

Bears going water skiing.

Riding School Chaos

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

'Great Therapy!'

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

'I'm glad you're able to be with us more, but I'd appreciate it if you'd say you're 'spending time' with us, not 'doing time' with us.'