Christmas Art Lover Pillows

Santa Van Claus

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Venus

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

Use your imagination.

Where Indian ink came from.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Cat with Nine Still Lives

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Mr. Punch in Venice

The Origami Society...

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Klimt Kiss Phones

"I find that hugely offensive!"

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

They were mysteriously drawn together

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

Framed Lady

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

Bot Art: After da Vinci

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

"He gets easily abstracted."

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

"Amateurs."