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'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

'I'm banned from going to golf with him again: How was I supposed to know I'm not to bring the ball back?'

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

"Okay...just this once...but no more practice swings!"

"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

A hunter is chased by a shark and a golfer sees sharks in the sand traps.

Hole in forty-seven.

There are more things to life than golf--but I ignore them.

'Aren't they restricted at this club?'

"Twenty seven shots, first hole. I think we'll call that a dodo."

"Would you like Daddy to tend the pin?"

Golfballs 19th drinking hole

'Maybe I should use the nine iron.'

"Don't drink and drive. Don't even putt."

"I can't tell if Ed is taking a long time to line up his shot... Or if he fell asleep again!"

"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."

Rodin's Golfer, Rodin's Divot

'You're away, Doc!'

The natural selection process in golf.

'No pressure, Louie!!'

"The seventh green is gonna be a bitch!"

'Your guy looks a little nervous.' 'Yeah,i know. It's the first time he's ever played in front of such a huge gallery.'

Skunk dreaming.

'Of course I can make a commitment. I'm committed to my job, I'm committed to the constitution and I'm committed to my golf game.'