Christmas And Golf Lover Pillows

Santa Playing Golf.

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

7 Dwarves of Retirement

Maybe the gods aren't angry. Maybe the gods are just yanking our chain.

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

'I'm banned from going to golf with him again: How was I supposed to know I'm not to bring the ball back?'

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

'I don't even care about the score, catty. I just enjoy the long walk.'

Golfers forming the raising the flag on Iwo Jima.

The Masters.

"Okay...just this once...but no more practice swings!"

A hunter is chased by a shark and a golfer sees sharks in the sand traps.

The golfer apologized for all his affairs. The governor regrets all his affairs. So does the former presidential candidate. I don't get the abstinence until marriage idea. Shouldn't it be abstinence AFTER marriage?

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."

Hole in forty-seven.

There are more things to life than golf--but I ignore them.

"Twenty seven shots, first hole. I think we'll call that a dodo."

'Aren't they restricted at this club?'

'Maybe I should use the nine iron.'

"Don't drink and drive. Don't even putt."

Golfing with Obi-Wan Kenobi. May the fours be with you! Especially of the par fives.

'You're away, Doc!'

Golfballs 19th drinking hole

"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."

"I can't tell if Ed is taking a long time to line up his shot... Or if he fell asleep again!"

Rodin's Golfer, Rodin's Divot

"Would you like Daddy to tend the pin?"

The natural selection process in golf.

'No pressure, Louie!!'

"The seventh green is gonna be a bitch!"

'Of course I can make a commitment. I'm committed to my job, I'm committed to the constitution and I'm committed to my golf game.'

'Are you sure it's ours?'