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"Erm, I don't think it meant just before the ceremony!!"

Women Preachers? Gay relationships? Let's pray for guidance.

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

"OMG, LOL!"

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

The ten ammendments

Gates of heaven

"That's my boy!"

Church restrooms

"My name's God, and I approve this message."

'Look, several prisoners in my client's facility have reported finding God in their cells! Yet you claim you've never broken in one time?'

The Old Enemies - Catholics and Protestants

'All the tellers are nuns.'

Father Sinead takes confession.... "You did F%!&>$G what, you C%*T!"

'5.40pm on the 2nd day....and still waiting for the surveyor'

"The Brother printer is out of ink."

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

Does this mean we lose our security deposit?

'This is for the V.A.T.- the Vicar's Autumn Treat!'

Holy Relics.

"Could you speed it up a little, the 'Seinfeld' marathon starts in five minutes."

About to take a triumphant departure from Ireland, Saint Patrick set his sights on world domination. That is, before his focus was diverted by a small harmless looking beverage.

"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."

"OK, OK, Dad. I'm up... I'm up."

"Gimme a break, guys, it's just until I get the hang of it."

'Eve, I think we should see other people.'

"Do I get double bubble Sundays?"

"Well, well, well! Your parents certainly messed up when they named you, didn't they, Angelo?"

"Bring me the head of John the Baptist. Just kidding. Get me the Paulson file."