Christian Mythology Fan Mugs

"One of these a day will keep the doctor away - what ever that is?"

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Bacchus.

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Iliadette.

Swiss army knife

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

Going Down?

Bedtime in Ancient Greece

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

'While Dionysus is indisposed, who wants to take over as God of Wine?'

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

Life and Death

Adam and Eve, as old people.

"Hey team, meet our new V.P. of acquisitions and mergers." (businessman introducing a vicking, barbarian)

I came, I saw, I partied!

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

"He's So Your Type."

"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"

"So do you still think 'rising sea levels' is a bunch of baloney?"