Christian Apologist Mugs

"Apologetics does not mean saying sorry."

"What do you mean?! That apology is the best piece of fiction I've ever written!"

Giving Things Up For Lent.

The ten ammendments

"Gimme a break, guys, it's just until I get the hang of it."

'Your excuses for not doing your homework are excellent. How about a career as political apologist?'

"Bible studies class? We're still writing it."

"Any church that requires a fire hydrant is admitting it's a fraud."

Apostle shopping at 'Aeroapostle' Store.

God is dead.

The origins of Christian 'wrap' music

The reason Zacchaeus was up the tree.

Support Our Apologists.

You are invited to Jesus The Launch Party.

"You've only got twelve followers? You really need to look at your social networking optimisation!"

'I wonder what they wanted with rum this time of night?'

"I'm leaving you and the kids to join the Promise Keepers."

"I'm pretty sure we'll go to Heaven, we weren't the ones who screwed up in the Garden of Eden."

"My post only got one like, but it is from God."

'Great job - you've nailed it!'

Punctuation being forgotten - say linguist's.

Mac's Sports Shop and Christian Books & Gifts.

Or, maybe Clem should just accept Bodeen's apology.

'I was able to take it all with me due to great legal representation.'

"Live in 30 – and remember, it's just weather. You don't have to make excuses for it."

Discount Church Mart

Speaker of the House: Mike Johnson

In their free time, the apostles often enjoyed rousing games of "Simon Peter Says".

Fishy Bumper Sticker

"I tried the old, if you're without sin throw the first stone. Well, figures Jesus was in the crowd."

"Guess who has two thumbs and did not waste HIS Sunday morning listening to lies."