Apology Advocate Mugs

'You never did say you were sorry.'

Or, maybe Clem should just accept Bodeen's apology.

Priest's 'To do' list.

"I know I haven't been much of a master to you, but then again you haven't been much of a pet to me."

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

"What do you mean?! That apology is the best piece of fiction I've ever written!"

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

"What flower says you're sorry without admitting wrongdoing?"

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

"Have I been good or have you been bad?"

"OK, what have you done?"

Hyacinths

"This is to apologise for the delay in internal mail that you wrote to us about in 1997"

Very sorry

"Your basic rule of thumb should be,the bigger the guilt, the longer the stem."

"I'm sorry I called you boring."

"I'd like to get something for my wife. Do you have any olive branches?"

'Yes, he plans to accept his party's nomination but first I have to accept his apology.'

'Next time you apologize, try to do it with no strings attached. String can be very distracting.'

Remorse code

Man looks for wife help from machine.

'I'm trying to make restitution for shredding the sofa.'

'No dear, I do not think it's time we homo sapiens apologised to the Neanderthals.'

"Mr. Bermudez, as candidate for mayor, I need your vote. I think we can agree that the most urgent issues are education, employment and political access!"

"You will be pleased to know that the children said sorry!"

"I'm still waiting for an apology!"

'Would you believe, humble pie?'

'Let's pretend we're married so we can have a fight!'

I'm Proud of my Gay Son!....I'm Proud of my Cross-Dressing Dad.

I Spoke Out On The Issues - Please Help.

'Bob forgot your birthday. He went fishing instead. So he sent you this Excuse-O-Gram. In hopes he won't end up dead.'

Laurel, hi. I brought you flowers. You did. How sweet. You never bring me flowers. Never. Not once. And chocolates. Shaped like tiny cell phones. What bad thing have you done? Spill it!

I need a not to expensive gift that doesn't hurt when thrown to my head.

'Awfully glad you could make it,old boy and please excuse the gloves,won't you?'