Christian Apologist Prints

"Apologetics does not mean saying sorry."

"What do you mean?! That apology is the best piece of fiction I've ever written!"

Giving Things Up For Lent.

The ten ammendments

"Jesus is not here. Let's check the one over..."

If Peter had only interpreted Jesus' words literally...

"Gimme a break, guys, it's just until I get the hang of it."

'Your excuses for not doing your homework are excellent. How about a career as political apologist?'

"Bible studies class? We're still writing it."

"Any church that requires a fire hydrant is admitting it's a fraud."

Apostle shopping at 'Aeroapostle' Store.

God is dead.

"Hi! Is this Jesus of Nazarath, son of David? This is Stan. We're family! I found you on Ancestry."

Jesus at Lost and Found booth.

Support Our Apologists.

Baptism by fire, baptism by water.

The origins of Christian 'wrap' music

The reason Zacchaeus was up the tree.

You are invited to Jesus The Launch Party.

"You've only got twelve followers? You really need to look at your social networking optimisation!"

"My post only got one like, but it is from God."

'Great job - you've nailed it!'

"I'm pretty sure we'll go to Heaven, we weren't the ones who screwed up in the Garden of Eden."

'I wonder what they wanted with rum this time of night?'

"I'm leaving you and the kids to join the Promise Keepers."

Punctuation being forgotten - say linguist's.

Mac's Sports Shop and Christian Books & Gifts.

Discount Church Mart

Or, maybe Clem should just accept Bodeen's apology.

'I was able to take it all with me due to great legal representation.'

"Live in 30 – and remember, it's just weather. You don't have to make excuses for it."

Speaker of the House: Mike Johnson

In their free time, the apostles often enjoyed rousing games of "Simon Peter Says".

Fishy Bumper Sticker

"I tried the old, if you're without sin throw the first stone. Well, figures Jesus was in the crowd."