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"It's really a lot of fun…. The unemployed men's chorus."

A Symphony of Penguins

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

Barnum & Bailey's Three Ring Binder

A high wire act walks over to a bottle of wine.

Pogo Cellist

Lion Choir.

'Now, for the lighter side of the news'

Finally, a big puffy hand for the losing team.

The years of practice had paid off. George was living the dream.

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

Mahout and his elephant on wash day.

Fish living in a washing machine.

The Only Orchestra In the world with a Mime.

"It used to just be flowers but now I also do subpoenas."

'You'll have to give up wine and women. You can sing, but only Julie Andrews numbers.'

Boy Plays Flute With Backside

"It doesn't go 'baaroom' anymore. It only goes 'beep.'"

'If you sing 'If I Had a Hammer' one more time, I'm going to hit you with one.'

Laundry Day in the Garden of Eden.

Vocal Fry

"And I ain't seen the sunshine since, I don't know when..."

Budget cuts hit the Arts...

Take a number, R.

'And now, Mozart's F-Major Concerto for Bassoon and Default Ring Tone.'

A clown sees that his unicycle has been wheel clamped.

Strike the Harp and join the Chorus

"Oh good, here comes the undertaker."

Fred never knew what he'd find when cleaning port-a-potties after a rock concert.

'Next! Come on we haven't got all day!'

Knife thrower sneezing and hitting his apprentice

"Do you know why I stopped you today?"