Chorus Comedy Enthusiast Gifts

"It's really a lot of fun…. The unemployed men's chorus."

A Symphony of Penguins

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

Barnum & Bailey's Three Ring Binder

A high wire act walks over to a bottle of wine.

Pogo Cellist

Lion Choir.

'Now, for the lighter side of the news'

I'm leaving the band in order to pursue a solo career.

The years of practice had paid off. George was living the dream.

Finally, a big puffy hand for the losing team.

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

'Whoa! Time out. The loud guy in the white shirt is right - that was a ball. My mistake. Sorry everyone. Thank you, sir.'

Mahout and his elephant on wash day.

"It used to just be flowers but now I also do subpoenas."

Service and Emotional Support Animals...

Fish living in a washing machine.

'You'll have to give up wine and women. You can sing, but only Julie Andrews numbers.'

The Only Orchestra In the world with a Mime.

'If you sing 'If I Had a Hammer' one more time, I'm going to hit you with one.'

Boy Plays Flute With Backside

"It doesn't go 'baaroom' anymore. It only goes 'beep.'"

Laundry Day in the Garden of Eden.

Vocal Fry

"And I ain't seen the sunshine since, I don't know when..."

Take a number, R.

Budget cuts hit the Arts...

'And now, Mozart's F-Major Concerto for Bassoon and Default Ring Tone.'

A clown sees that his unicycle has been wheel clamped.

"Oh good, here comes the undertaker."

Strike the Harp and join the Chorus

Fred never knew what he'd find when cleaning port-a-potties after a rock concert.

Knife thrower sneezing and hitting his apprentice

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