Choir Mouse Gifts

"It took years of vocal training, but I now have a vocal range from squeaky right down to tenor..."

Hildegard von Bingen

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"Oh, yes - BEAUTIFUL singer he was - but could he snap his fingers. . ?"

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

"I lost the groove."

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

"What do I do - I'm a mouse pilot, like everybody else."

Tenors

The Dog Choir

Mexican angels.

Chorister's Loose Teeth

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

The-Lead-Us-Not-Into Temptations

Choirmaster conducting, with one hand over a choirboy's mouth.

Product Testing Department

Ventriloquist Audition

A singer being criticised

'It helps with reception.'

Heaven

"Very good, everyone. . . except I head that scream again. Ok, let's try it again from the top."

Four Chanting Monks

A family choir

'Now, where was I when the lectern collapsed?'

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

Spiro & Pusho and the baby choir

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

Loud Chorister

Hallelujah!

'I appreciate you enthusiasm...but please stop doing the Wave.'

"...And you will serve two years in a male voice choir as a baritone!"