Chocolate Syrup Fanatic T-Shirts

'You say Merezenski did the exact same experiment, but did Merezenski add chocolate syrup at this point?'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Occu-Pie Mars

Any time is cake o'clock

Ice Cream Surgeon

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"Too much sugar."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

We did a biopsy on the mole we removed, and it turns out it was just an old piece of chocolate.

Satya Nutella

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Bubble gum leaves

Chocolate Shop

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

"Phyllis, this isn�t my laptop..."

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

Cake Friday!

The wife whisperer.

"Have you seen my dad?"

7 brownies worth of exercise.

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'