Chocolate Foodie T-Shirts

"Never trust a person who eats a king size snickers before 10 AM."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Occu-Pie Mars

Any time is cake o'clock

Ice Cream Surgeon

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Too much sugar."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Satya Nutella

We did a biopsy on the mole we removed, and it turns out it was just an old piece of chocolate.

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

Can I give you a slice of the action?

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"Phyllis, this isn�t my laptop..."

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

Cake Friday!

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"Have you seen my dad?"

The wife whisperer.

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

Chocolate Shop

7 brownies worth of exercise.

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'