Chivalrous Heart Pillows

'...You told me it would be nice if I would hold the umbrella for you.'

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"The knights of the round accent table"

Missing You.

Car joust.

Coronavirus Windmills

Don Quixote

A knight in shining armor, a dragon and a princess

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"Before I fight this dragon and rescue you, can I ask a few questions? Like, do you want kids? What's your passion? Where is 'home' to you? Do you have a financial philosophy?"

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

What a gentleman imagines while he holds a door open.

Don Quixote

My Knight in shining Armour.

"Are you cold dear?"

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"A gentleman would offer his seat."

'You won!'

'I'm a peasant. Follow the money!'

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

"No, you don't need to slay a dragon or go on a quest to prove your love to me. I just want you to keep your castle a hell of a lot cleaner."

Chivalrous Snowman

Knight

A man playing guitar beneath a balcony with his hat ready for cash

Coastguard

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

Knight offers his opponent a glass of wine.

'I wasn't so keen on the knight, but I kept the shining armour.'

A Knight slides down the stair rail.

Lancelot put to the Test.

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

Snowman Tips Hat... And Head.

Sir Cowalot.