Chivalric Storyteller Mugs

Don Quixote

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

"We only got six days of funding."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

"Eat my dust!"

"The knights of the round accent table"

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Missing You.

Car joust.

A knight in shining armor, a dragon and a princess

Coronavirus Windmills

Phoenix

"Before I fight this dragon and rescue you, can I ask a few questions? Like, do you want kids? What's your passion? Where is 'home' to you? Do you have a financial philosophy?"

Don Quixote

My Knight in shining Armour.

What a gentleman imagines while he holds a door open.

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"Are you cold dear?"

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

Santa CGI Effect

"A gentleman would offer his seat."

Witch dice.

Fairy tale

'I'm a peasant. Follow the money!'

fairy tales

Atlas carrying Earth about to slip on banana peel.

'You won!'

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

"No, you don't need to slay a dragon or go on a quest to prove your love to me. I just want you to keep your castle a hell of a lot cleaner."

Knight

What happens on Noah's Ark stays on Noah's Ark.

Chivalrous Snowman

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'