Chiromancy Fan T-Shirts

"I can't read anything right now. We have to wait a bit: Your palm is all wrinkled..."

Cat Tie

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Joan Hickson

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

"I said slime."

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

Cat statues on entrance gate

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"It's probably just seasonal."

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

Cheesie Rider

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

I see the Boris moon arising. . .

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

Drunk Vampire

Victor Hugo

'Well, I'll be...look at this...there's a song in his heart!'

'At last, dusk...and my e-mails!'

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

The Cheshire Cat drinking tea.

'What's your poison?'

'...tail of cat..tongue of toad and a good pinch of monosodium glutamate...'

Fortune teller: 'If you want a second opinion, my sister reads tarot cards.'

Canary Heaven...

"Eye of newt, spit of dragon ... eww - there's a hair in the brew."

Chameleon 'Hide and Seek'...

Palm Reading

'I just figure out why this house isn't selling.'

'My doctor's put me on a strict diet. From now on I have to ask my victims how high their cholesterol is.'