Chip Carver T-Shirts

"Lovely dovetail."

Little league world series of poker.

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

The Sculptor

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

'Are these mushrooms edible?'

'I used to love the wild abandon of the old stampedes.'

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

'I miss the noise, the pollution and all the other stuff that we came here to get away from.'

Not that one. It's got the chips in it.

'I ran into a whittler.'

Fortunately, his training had prepared him to deal with all types of customers.

Indian hollowing out log for a canoe sees woodpecker pecking his log

"It was a lovely holiday. The chips crispy and delicious, the ice cream cornets were to die for, the only downside being, the hostility of the humans, who were reluctant to share their sustenance."

Gertie's never been the same since she got the cape

Abandon all hope of Wifi ye who enter here

Ice Sculpting Class.

"I'll always love you just the way I am."

"You sure you've done this before."

"My business plan? Well, all my friends are addicted, so if I can get access to potatoes and set up a deep fryer, I'll be rich!"

Woodworkers Club Meeting, Room 23. Splinter Group, Room 24.

"OY! You trying to nick my chips?"

"Sir? Which one is the chip tree?"

'Hey, I just noticed something. So you know what you get if you cover the 'c' in potato chips? Potato hips, isn't that funny?'

"Chips?! Oh yes, in the old days, we used to have chips almost weekly, but then, his girlfriend moved in."

A Cow Reversing