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"Next time, finish your tea before turning over the cup to check-out the mark."

Sweep the board.

"Colin kept the bar fairly low."

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

"I don’t care that muscle weighs more than fat. I only know I work out here and gain 5 pounds!"

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

Competitive tic-tac-toe

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

Two computers, smaller one labeled DATA, the larger one, HYPE

'You're so illogical. I can never win an argument with you.'

"This is your great, great uncle Orlando. He was a great mathematician, but a little cheap. He always picked up the check at restaurants...but only to make sure the math was right."

Conspiracy theories

"We will demonstrate that climate change denial blogs cause further global warming."

'Hey, that line's moving a lot faster!'

'We ran a full DNA test, STR and Mitochondrial analysis... and Bob here 'Googled' it just to make sure.'

"Do you have a few unsubstantiated claims I can borrow?"

"Stacy. Stacy. Honey... You're not a doctor."

"Do you have all those things in stock?"

"Boy, talk about inflation! When I was a little kid, that only cost $2.50!"

The back of the Taj Mahal.

"Looks like Dad has finally given up on trying to beat us at chess."

"We will indeed be facing numerous enraged customers."

'Queen you? There's no queen in checkers, and never has been or will be.'

"You forgot to read the small print Mr Burrows. My charges are ten pounds a letter and you have two hundred and thirty three on this page."

You Can't Argue With The Facts!

Queequeg: Master Harpoonist and Social Director, USS Pequod.

'Your turn.'

The Stat family

The real costs of alternative facts!!

"The truth? With all the fake news and alternative facts now, we're all just guessing."