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"He always falls for that trick."

"Keep a lookout."

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

"The whole neighborhood has an opinion on who the next pope should be."

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed house site, but that I'm not familiar with your planet's building codes.'

Rust test in progress.

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

'That's subsidence Sir Bryan - The charts are over here.'

'You forgot the product label.'

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed mini-mall site, but that I'm not as familiar with your galaxy's zoning laws as I'd like to be.'

'Oh no. The building inspector. He's worse than the Pharaoh.'

'Don't worry. The first 30 years of being an inspector are the hardest.'

'I hate the new building inspector. He can smell fear a mile away.'

Under New Mismanagement

"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."

“It’s a pre-war building, but you’ll see they’ve kept most of the details.”

"No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants."

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

Santa hosing the Chimney.

Damn these sprinklers and government fire regulations.

'As I always say, 'If at first you don't get a passing building inspection report, get mad and tear it up.''

'Don't worry. Big Al will take care of it.'

'The electricians hot-wired the building inspector's car seat again.'

'A fine? It's not as though I ran over more than one building inspector.'

'I'm afraid we have to let you go, Carl, you're just an accident waiting to happen.'

What code violations?

Department of Infrastructure

'I love doing surprise inspections.'