Chimney Explorers Prints

Soot Nav.

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

"The whole neighborhood has an opinion on who the next pope should be."

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

Cursing Scientist.

Santa hosing the Chimney.

"One day son, all this will be going with me."

"Looks like the artist never quite finished this one."

After years of pointless therapy, Morris took up speleology and finally found himself.

'I'm calling maintenance to tell them about the leak in the ceiling. The acid rain is neutralizing our basic research.'

'Isn't it great?!'

Christmas card access

2019, 2020 and 2021

'They can be a real menace at this time of year.'

"I envy you. I'd love to have a house with a fireplace."

'Doctor Yomp theorizes that there's a chemical cure for every ill'

"It's unrealistic for us to have a chimney, tree, or stockings, so you can forget about Santa."

"This stuff comes with a prize! If you can pronounce all the ingredients, you get an honorary degree in chemistry."

"It says here that they only grow in damp,shady locations."

Santa friendly home has giant chimney.

Sanitizer

Santa's chimney climbing is a fixation with mothers womb

'I think the eight reindeer just look tiny by COMPARISON.'

"I'm installing a backup camera. I'm tired of you sending me out to repair all the chimneys you back into."

The Postman's Winter Delivery

ALLIED CHEMICAL PRODUCTS, INC., 'I'd like to transfer out of Research & Development for awhile.'

Heating costs.

'Atkins Diet, my Aunt Fanny!'

'No, I didn't start smoking again! That's chimney you smell!'

Farmer Pickles never knew how close he came to having the perfect Christmas.

"He says he noticed that this rash developed after sliding down chimneys."

'You mean, it's not a laundry chute?'

Finally, after millions of years, evolution solves mankind's smoking problem.

"Mr Claus, you're suspected of breaking into 987356410239 houses right through the chimney within one single night!"