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Cold water swimmer

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

Snow flake

Good News about winter

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

Electric Blanket.

Born to be Mild.

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

"Looks like Jonesy got his walking papers."

"I kid you not, he shot that duck right over the middle of the lake and said 'fetch'! Do you have any idea how cold that water is?!"

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

'Fred's a lot more relaxed since he began viewing life as just another spectator sport.'

"Sorry sir, it's the permafrost again!"

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

'You have your Boxing Day dip and I'II have mine...'

"Business trip, eh? Gee, that's too bad."

"My f-f-feet are f-f-frozen."

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

'Honey, I'm looking fat in white!' 'Trust me, dear. In a few months, the pounds will be melting away.'

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

"I surprise you every year!"

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

'Yes, we could use someone with your talents!'

Igloo Building.

"Whale meat again – don't know where, don't know when..."

"It's nine degrees, but with the wind chill it feels like minus two hundred seventeen."

Ice Fishing.

"We switched over. It’s cheaper, and polls show sinners are far more miserable in a cold climate."