Chilly Water Enthusiast Prints

Cold water swimmer

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

Snow flake

Good News about winter

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

Electric Blanket.

Born to be Mild.

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

"Looks like Jonesy got his walking papers."

"Sorry sir, it's the permafrost again!"

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

'You have your Boxing Day dip and I'II have mine...'

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

"My f-f-feet are f-f-frozen."

"Business trip, eh? Gee, that's too bad."

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

"I kid you not, he shot that duck right over the middle of the lake and said 'fetch'! Do you have any idea how cold that water is?!"

'Fred's a lot more relaxed since he began viewing life as just another spectator sport.'

'Honey, I'm looking fat in white!' 'Trust me, dear. In a few months, the pounds will be melting away.'

"It's nine degrees, but with the wind chill it feels like minus two hundred seventeen."

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

Ice Fishing.

"We switched over. It’s cheaper, and polls show sinners are far more miserable in a cold climate."

Igloo Building.

'Yes, we could use someone with your talents!'

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

Brighton boatman offering the hire of a pleasure boat on a very cold day

It is what it is. Settle down! Stop being such a worrywart. What's the worst that could happen? Inactivists.

"I surprise you every year!"