Chilling At Home Pillows

'Ironically, sportswear is the most comfortable clothing for doing nothing in.'

On holiday.

Bring your own inflatable.

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

Marshmallows

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

'Race you to the nearest lap?'

'Son, the world is ripe for the taking ... you better stay home with me.'

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

"I thought we could just stay home tonight and pupate."

"Just the slippers is fine!"

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

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"This is what I call a home entertainment centre."

Inactive wear store.

"I'm not the only one who hates you changing the channel every second. Now when you want to watch TV, the remote escapes."

'Anything good on the telly tonight? Yes dear the vase!'

'Well, at least there's no chance of you suffering from repetative strain injury.'

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

"Hibernate sounds better than binge watch."

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

"This isn't working out, Henry...I'm a social butterfly and you're just an annoying little moth!"

Ed listens to one too many relaxation CDs...

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

"Oh, just cellaring. You?"

'Helen! I'm all settled in and I don't want to get up. Would you get the remote for me?'