Chilling At Home Pillows

'Ironically, sportswear is the most comfortable clothing for doing nothing in.'

On holiday.

Bring your own inflatable.

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

Marshmallows

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

'Son, the world is ripe for the taking ... you better stay home with me.'

'Race you to the nearest lap?'

"I thought we could just stay home tonight and pupate."

"Just the slippers is fine!"

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

I haven't been down there since last Valentine's day. I want to check on a couple who asked me to rekindle their romance. A year ago I told them that thanks to me they'd be spending more time together and less time at their offices. I said I'd make it so they'd have lots of nights at home ordering some take-out and watching a movie. They must be very happy with me. All I did was shoot an arrow of love, but apparently they think I caused some sort of pandemic to happen!

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

"This is what I call a home entertainment centre."

"I'm not the only one who hates you changing the channel every second. Now when you want to watch TV, the remote escapes."

Inactive wear store.

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

'Anything good on the telly tonight? Yes dear the vase!'

'Well, at least there's no chance of you suffering from repetative strain injury.'

The following story is based on actual events.

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

"Hibernate sounds better than binge watch."

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

Ed listens to one too many relaxation CDs...

"This isn't working out, Henry...I'm a social butterfly and you're just an annoying little moth!"

"What'll it be ... scary movies or scary news?"

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"