Chill Zone Lover Pillows

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

Ice fisher.

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"Bless You."

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

Rude Snowpeople

Skiing

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Problem Solving

Born to be Mild.

Rent a Room With Hot Water

Coffee

'Idle' Home Exhibition

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

"I thought I'd stay home today and accept the things I can't change."

Hippie Edibles Co.

"Blast it, Perkins, not again!"

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

Ed listens to one too many relaxation CDs...

The Tropical Seminar on Work Stress Reduction was beginning to kick in.

'I'm afraid your conditions shows no improvement over last time, Mr. Ferguson -- you must still be doing enjoyable things.'

"This is not what I meant when I said 'let's chill'."

"You and your lists! You're missing out on life."

'Fred's a lot more relaxed since he began viewing life as just another spectator sport.'

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

"Look, Gwen!...Beak warmers!"

Relaxation Technique

"Business trip, eh? Gee, that's too bad."

'When I said getting more sleep would help reduce stress I meant AT HOME!'

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

'Roger was home schooled, so it was only natural that he wound up working at home.'

'Whatever happens, we mustn't let life get on top of us!'