Chill Nomad Gifts

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

Born to be Mild.

Thumbing a Lift.

Woman knitting a washing line.

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

There are more things to life than fishing...but I ingore them.

"Business trip, eh? Gee, that's too bad."

Glasses half full, half empty, half assed.

'What? You just drank that whole bucket! You still have one full hump, you filthy swine!'

Travel Scenes

"Baldo, the summer is almost gone and you still haven't found a job!"

'Fred's a lot more relaxed since he began viewing life as just another spectator sport.'

The Galaxy's guide to Hitchhikers...Captain Hook.

Here we are, living the great American novel, and there's no one to write it down for us.

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

The Joads of Silicon Valley in Kiwis of Wrath

"It's just the lockdown syndrome. You miss taking the subway to work."

The Guru has left this location after discovering the secret to happiness is better cell phone reception.

Campground Wi-fi.

'It's great to get back to the simple life,'

'I don't see how you were able to work for so many years. Since you've retired you can't do a thing.'

Sally’s Tree

"So what do you plan on accomplishing today?"

Farewell to the travellers